Wake up, make up, drink up
coffee, cola, shinola
Doctor, Lawyer, Tom Sawyer
Robot, toaster, please use a coaster

Shoot me in the face before you say "I love you"
It's the least you could do

Erection, explosion, erosion
Sediment, sentiment, sacrament
Direct, dissect, politically correct
Broken hearted, retarded

Shoot me in the face before you say "I love you"
It's the least you could do

December, remember, dismember
Farming, alarming, I'm so charming
Matriculation, masturbation, castration
Small talk, land mine, chalk outline

Shoot me in the face before you say "I love you"
It's the least you could do

Textbook, novel, a trip to the brothel
Holden, hollow, el dorado
Trumpet, trombone, raging hormone
Manage, muster, losing your luster

Shoot me in the face before you say "I love you"
It's the least you could do
It's the least you could do hoo hoooooo
It's the least you could
do